Archive for June, 2007

Peaceful Recline

Judge not least you want your jaw broken because there are some words that are better left unspoken. The hand that is raised against you is not there to satisfactorily settle your issues but to prune your pointed skull like a bustle of grapes and to leave no viable trace of the human race  and if you proceed by walking slowly into uncharted territory the chances are few that you will stumble into a mold hole. Let your best attire be of a seasoned vintage so that your dress will always avail that lovely trace of being heavenly scented and for sure do unto others before they do unto you as is rendered in the fine print of the golden rule. There is so much to say but talking with perception and understanding to a moth head is a fools dream. Like it or not the undercurrent flows back out to sea and if enlightenment is caught so with the run of the tide shell it be.Now this is said so that the hearer may incline the ear. Reach a mutual point of embankments while the climate is still ripe and drain not the cup of every last drop because more surely than likely there will come a thirst again as time passes. Be quick to anger and competent of speech and leave not a doubt that you have conveyed the last word to spurt from any mouth that should be heaped. A solid foot upon murky ground is not altogether unsound because from one moment to the next is like a walk from light to dark and wading through a trail of mud and mire may very well be the only way out of a chronic stink acquired. The pressure is at the base of the skull and the contents of it is void and null least the pressure be mid-point between forehead and temple and the contents of it be outlandish and simple. If your resources are bare be content with your wages and joyously watch as all of your labors slowly disappear into a repossession vapor as in the nude you come and in the nude you go leaving a coffin dressed out in your Sunday best cloths.

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Top Ten Sports Moments of 2007…So Far

The first half of 2007 has provided enough sports content to easily compile a dominant top ten list of best sports moments of the year. Even though obviously the year is only half over, this list will probably contain at least seven or eight of the top ten moments of the year because,  really, what else is left except for a World Series Champion? Simmer down, NASCAR friends, ye haven’t been forgotten– but you have to admit with the “Tony Stewart public relations fiasco” and the “Dale Earnhardt, Jr. dumping his dad’s team” shocker, your cars have been more drama than sports.Likewise PGA golf fans, you most all be dying to know who is the FedEx Champ right? Sure. The new format will undoubtedly crown Tiger or Phil and if they don’t will anyone care?So now on to the Top Ten Sports Moment of the first half of 2007:10. BUEHRLE AND VERLANDER PITCH NO-HITTERS: Mark Buehrle of the Chicago White Sox no-hits the Texas Rangers on April 18. The first White Sox no-no since 1991 when Wilson Alverez blanked the Baltimore Orioles. 2006 Rookie of the Year, Justin Verlander of the Detroit Tigers, blanks the Milwaukee Brewers for the first Tiger no-hitter since 1984’s World Champion Tiger’s pitcher, Jack Morris, no-nos the White Sox. Interestingly, both pitchers hail from the same American Central Division. And they occur in the first half of the season. Baseball at it’s best.9. MIGHTY DUCKS TAKE STANLEY CUP: For the first time in their 14 year history, the Anaheim Ducks get to lift Stanley. Too bad that most folks outside of NHL fan-dome don’t really care.8. TIGER CONTINUES HIS ROAR: Tiger Woods continues to dominate the PGA. He wins three tournaments and still people comment that he is distracted, losing his swing, etc. etc. Enough about Tiger’s “life drama.” He is a great golfer. Period. How many people watch on Sunday unless Tiger is in contention. He’s great for the game and we should just let him play regardless. Would you like someone to critique your life and job 24/7? This is number 8 but could be tied with 7 or interchanged.

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Screwball Comedies of the 1930’s and 40’s and What They Had to Hide

Naughty (Yet Still Thoughtful) Metaphors During the Time of CensorshipThe only place on TV nowadays you can see the wonderful old screwball comedies of the 1930’s and 40’s with stars such as Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy are on Turner Classic Movies (TCM). And parents introducing their kids to that network might automatically assume kids  can watch these films in good faith they’ll see nothing offensive. But if they studied these films thoroughly in a film class, the professor would likely surprise them by telling them these films were riddled with numerous sexual metaphors–among other symbolism that took on similar taboos of the time. These metaphors were done because the then Motion Pictures Producers and Distributor’s Association (later the MPAA) elected William Hays (former U.S. Postmaster General no less) to try to regulate things. His Hays Code was implemented starting in 1930, and it provided non-government-mandated suggestions for the film industry in keeping their films clean. It already more or less existed starting in 1922 (without any direct guidelines)–yet Hollywood just ignored it by slipping in nudity and other vices people of today may not know about because most of those movies have never been shown on TV. But when the code was more heavily enforced starting in 1934 by Joseph Breen and the Production Code Administration, it was just when the screwball comedy genre was getting started with Frank Capra’s “It Happened One Night.” Had screwball comedies been made at any time prior to this time, the themes seen in films of this type would have really turned heads…and possibly changed the moral code of movies much, much sooner than when the tide turned in the late 1960’s.